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Barbie Restoration! |
Anti-Barbie is parody,
vengeful, truthful, satirical, non-commercial & not connected with
Mattel Inc. in any way!. This is free speech & personal opinion. |
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1959
Number One Barbie, Bild Lilli, A German Sex Toy is used as the
design for the first Barbie Doll dated 1958 |
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Want to bring your Barbie back to it's original condition?
Then look no
further and read on!! |
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Restoring Barbies to their original condition
can be a fun if time consuming hobby and Barbie doll restoration is one of
the specialties here at the Anti-Barbie Club. This is not a children's
activity due to the toxins that can be produced from a Vintage or Mod era Barbie so if you are under 18
click here. |
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The hideously ugly girl we are going to turn
into a ravishing beauty is the 1962 Vintage Barbie Titian Bubblecut pictured
to the left of your screen, horrible isn't she, but don't worry we'll fix
her right up!
First pull off her head, do this by
sticking her upside down in hot water to soften the vinyl, best done with
some kind of gas mask on, one quick heave and her head will pop off easily.
Then take scissors and cut off all that stringy, plastic,
hairy stuff poking out of
her scalp. Next get a pair of needle-nose pliers, shove it inside her neck hole and pull out all the bits of hair inside her
head, this is the fun part as if you take enough hair at once you can create
a cute little rip. |
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That should now leave you with a Barbie back to
her perfectly bald condition, the rest is so simple.
You will need
a small quantity of paint remover, any type will do, soaked into a cotton
wool ball. Stroke the ball over Barbies eyes, nostrils, mouth,
fingernails and toenails until there is absolutely no paint remaining, you
may have to use fresh soaked balls to get it all off. Now you have a
Barbie restored to her original look which should be something like the
stunning model on your right. |
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OK almost, bringing her back to the
mixture of oil and chemicals she is made from is beyond the scope of even
this article, for further advice on that consult your local chemistry,
physics and petrochemical laboratory.
Anyone else notice she looks exactly
like an alien? Uh oh, I feel a conspiracy theory coming on!
Now to
experience the joy of restoring a Barbie all over again, re-root Barbie's
hair, re-paint her face and go for it! |
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