It's Time to Play!

OK so we have been a bit soap-boxy on Anti-Barbie lately, but that's only because there are so many really stupid people out there that bug us! 
Anyway, we have decided to stop pointing out the crap and toss it to make way for some fun. 
So here are a couple of Barbie jokes: 

Barbie walks down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a man who asks, ''Where did you get that?'' The pig says, ''I won her in a raffle!''

Barbie was on holiday in Darwin because she craved a pair of genuine crocodile leather shoes. Once she saw the price she just about died and yelled at the shopkeeper "Maybe I'll  go out and catch my own croc!!
The shopkeeper grinned and said, "Sure Mate, you go out and grab yourself a big one!" Determined, Barbie headed for a billabong set on catching herself a crocodile.
Later that day the shopkeeper was driving home when he spotted Barbie standing waist deep in water, a gun in her hand. Just then, he saw a huge crocodile slide quickly towards her. She took aim, killed the creature and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the bank.
Lying nearby were lots of dead crocs. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then Barbie flipped the crocodile on its back and shouted,  "Sod it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"                       Origins unknown to us