Add the magic & joy of
innocent, imaginative play to each second of a child's life
Merry Christmas 2005
Anti-Barbie is parody,
vengeful, truthful, satirical, non-commercial & not connected with
Mattel Inc. in any way!. This is free speech & personal opinion.
Number One Barbie, Bild Lilli, A German Sex Toy is used as the
design for the first Barbie Doll dated
Born in Perth WA &
spreading rapidly around the world!
If Edvard Munch was alive
It's Time to Play!
OK so we have been a bit soap-boxy on Anti-Barbie lately, but
that's only because there are so many really stupid people out there that bug us! Anyway, we have decided to
stop pointing out the crap and toss it to make way for some
fun. So here are a couple of Barbie jokes:
Barbie walks down the
street with a pig under her arm. She passes a man who asks,
''Where did you get that?'' The pig says, ''I won her in a
Barbie was on holiday in Darwin
because she craved a pair
of genuine crocodile leather shoes.
Once she saw the price she just about died and yelled at the
shopkeeper "Maybe I'll go out and catch my own croc!!
The shopkeeper grinned and said, "Sure Mate, you go out and
grab yourself a big one!" Determined, Barbie headed for a billabong set on catching
herself a crocodile.
Later that day the shopkeeper was driving home when he spotted
Barbie standing waist deep in water, a gun in her hand. Just
then, he saw a huge crocodile slide quickly towards her. She
took aim, killed the creature and with a great deal of effort
hauled it on to the bank.
Lying nearby were lots of dead crocs. The shopkeeper watched
in amazement. Just then Barbie flipped the crocodile on its
back and shouted, "Sod it, this one isn't wearing any shoes
Origins unknown to us